Things you miss when you're not rich...

Just thought I'd share some of the wonderful, ahem, um, "ammenities" we are missing out on by being "poor folk".

$142.00 tube of miracle face cream. Promises to make your skin impeccable. Oprah uses it...it's made out of...are you ready for this....CIRCUMCISION SKIN!! You heard me. Yep. Bits n pieces of his...bits n pieces.

Yet another expensive bottle of facial cream that Victoria Beckham uses. Made from only the finest nightengale poop. I can't make this up, friends.

And the secret to being fit and trim in that sexy little dress you bought for your big date with the hubby...a high colonic. That's right, you can pay a lot of money to have a complete stranger drain your body of all the...let's just call it "junk".

Now, if I were a gamblin woman, I'd be willing to bet that similar effects would be achieved by...well, I'm just gonna leave that first one alone. Secondly, downtown has a lot of pigeons, I'm sure if you stand under a building long enough you're bound to capture enough "eternal youth" in a mason jar. And last, well, Ex-lax is pretty cheap. And you have the added bonus of maintaining your dignity in the privacy of your own potty room.

The things we do to look good.